IF YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW WHO DOOGIE HOWSER YOU PROBABLY DID THE SAME THING I DID AND HAD A 'OMG I'M GETTING OLD MOMENT' BEFORE ASKING WHY BLAME LIL, CUTE DOOGIE FOR ANYTHING.
IF YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH -- SCREW YOU!
GO GOOGLE IT AND YOU WILL FIND OUT WHO DR BOY WONDER IS. INTERESTING ENOUGH THE ACTOR CAN GIVE YOU ONLY ONE DEGREE IN THE 6 DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON GAME. YEP, I GOOGLED IT.
BACK TO DOOGIE AND HIS BLAME.
IT'S HIS FAULT WE MIGHT HAVE BLOGGING TODAY. WE WOULD WATCH THE SHOW AND TICK OFF THE TIME TO GET TO THE GOOD PART. THE END WHERE HE WOULD SIT IN HIS ROOM AND TYPE PROPHETIC LIKE DIARY ENTRIES THAT WOULD GIVE US WISDOM AS ONLY A TEENAGE DOCTOR COULD DO!
LITTLE DID THIS FICTIONAL CHARACTER KNOW, HE WAS ONTO SOMETHING! THE FUTURE WHERE ANYONE WOULD BE ABLE TO WRITE ABOUT ANYTHING TO ANYONE AND IT WOULD BE POPULAR.
NOW ABOUT NOW YOU ARE PROBABLY WONDERING WHERE THE 5 FOOT CHICKEN COMES IN.
I WOULD BE SO THEREFORE YOU ARE AS WELL I ASSURE YOU
I RECEIVED THE FOLLOWING LINK THE OTHER DAY:
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU CHECK IT OUT AND I DARE YOU NOT TO LAUGH.
AFTER I WAS DONE LAUGHING MY ASS OFF I DID WHAT ANY OTHER NORMAL INTERNET DRONE WOULD DO ... I SENT IT IN A EMAIL TO SOME PEOPLE AND SHARED IT!
A FEW HOURS LATER I'M IN BARNES & NOBLE WHEN IT HIT ME:
IT'S DOOGIE HOWSER'S FAULT I WAS ABLE TO READ ABOUT A 5 FOOT METAL CHICKEN!
AND THERE YOU GO!
NOW YOU KNOW WHY I BLAME BLOGGING ON DOOGIE HOWSER AND HOW HE AND A 5 FOOT METAL CHICKEN GOT ME TO START BLOGGING!
NEXT BLOG FOR ME TO THINK ABOUT AT THIS POINT WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I THINK ANYONE WOULD WANT TO READ BLOGS I MAKE.
OR KARMA AND HOW IT'S A BITCH IF IT'S YOU BUT FUNNY IF IT'S NOT!
IDK BUT GUESS WE ARE ABOUT TO ALL FIND OUT!
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